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“Are you Tuesday? Because I’d like to be stuck in you forever.”
teased-pleased: How are you doing up there big boy? Feeling alright? I would love to see how this feels.
She knows about your fetish, she lets you masturbate with her stockings, but only if you answer the questions she asks you while you masturbate in front of her. The most humiliating is explaining to her how do you feel when she makes you ask your boss
gothbaseball:people that are 20 and still in their “being an asshole is funney xD r u triggered?????” phase are wild to me. how are you a grown ass adult and still not aware there’s no pride in being the physical manifestation of a headache?
urtube: taze-that-chicken: urtube: It’s so fucked when you lose your glasses like you need them to see so how are you supposed to look for them cause you can’t see shit you do realize that people don’t turn blind when they don’t have glasses
gothbaseball:people that are 20+ and still in their “being an asshole is funney xD r u triggered?????” phase are wild to me. how are you a grown ass adult and still not aware there’s no pride in being the physical manifestation of a headache?
phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: You ever wonder… what kind of fanfictions people would write about you, if you were a character? What AU do you think I would suit most? What are the tags? Am I a fav or an Umbridge? How would you write me? Like… so
arijandro: “Not everyone is okay with living like an open wound. But the thing about open wounds is that, well, you aren’t ignoring it, you’re healing. The fresh air can get to it. It’s honest. You aren’t hiding who you are. You aren’t
jaclcfrost: you know when someone asks you a general question like “how are you” or jokingly says something like “do you ever even sleep” and there’s that split-second moment where you consider actually telling them things like whether they’re
leonardcohenofficial:“To sit alone or with a few friends, half-drunk under a full moon, you just understand how lucky you are; it’s a story you can’t tell. It’s a story you almost by definition, can’t share. I’ve learned in real time to look
sk-raveness: drucila616: How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of
softdomhailie:Here, love. I’ve got you some water. How are you, still having fun?You just tell me when you’re ready to leave, Sweetheart. But if you’re still having fun… I think those marks on your neck need brought out a little,
buckbarrow: do you ever have second-hand obsessions like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little
animexion: urtube: taze-that-chicken: urtube: It’s so fucked when you lose your glasses like you need them to see so how are you supposed to look for them cause you can’t see shit you do realize that people don’t turn blind when they don’t
hypnopum: You came up, out of trance, and found them watching you. “Hey toy, how are you doing?” You looked up at them and nodded. They smiled and leant down. “No, sweetie. Answer me, come on.” You looked them in the eye and opened your mouth
goodroughguy:How are you enjoying your stay at the hotel? I guess you must have had a nice relaxing bath planned, maybe a quiet evening reading. Too bad you were so busy staring at your phone that you didn’t notice me in the hallway, watching you, or
sashalovesbimbos: “So Jenny, how are you settling in to the new job?”“Very well sir, thank you sir.”“I presume you watched the training video like you were supposed to.”“Yes sir, all of it sir.”“That’s good. So did you finish the
tonycurtis: tonycurtis: OMG!!!! So I just got back from… You guessed it the Emoji Movie! How are you all sleeping on this! Shame on you, shame on you! As your fandom mom, I’m telling you all to go out there NOW, my little garbage perverts, and watch
oiltipped:hate when guys talk about having kids to “continue their legacy”. sorry, is this 1692? what legacy are you chatting about? a ¾ full nando’s rewards card, a parking space, and a couple of podcast ideas? all your straight cousins
yourlipsandskintheytasteofsin:horrorcutie: give-a-fuck-about-nature: Companion animals are forever…not just a hobby. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This.
ravenswallowz: tnaallday Hi How are you ? Question when do you be on MFC I never seen you there, also what is your name so I can save you as a favorite. Please ….. Thank you Hello, I’m doing good. About 3 months ago, I asked my fans and followers
gothbaseball: people that are 20+ and still in their “being an asshole is funney xD r u triggered?????” phase are wild to me. how are you a grown ass adult and still not aware there’s no pride in being the physical manifestation of a headache?
frijae: fycarriefisher: ‘We treat beauty like an accomplishment, and that is insane. Everyone in LA says, “Oh you look good,” and you listen for them to say you’ve lost weight. It’s never “How are you?” or “You seem happy!”’
sissyasstrainer: Now you can only cum when you’ve got something in you. Making you feel full. Embrace your feminity. You don’t stand a chance in the real world. Look at your clitty and compare it with a real cock. How are you supposed to please a
thoodleoo: are you ever overwhelmed by how beautiful girls are like…..short girls, tall girls, muscular girls, silly girls, chubby girls, shy girls, outspoken girls, trans girls…they’re all so beautiful and i just can’t Deal……….
That awkward sexual tension between you and someone you’ve dated like hi how are you i’ve seen you naked and i’ve heard you moan my name you look great
clickthelock: There she is, this is going to be perfect! How are you doing over there slave? You’re really struggling in that bondage, I bet you really thought I was going to unlock your little dick this weekend didn’t you? Sorry, no orgasms for you.
